Category Archives: Announcement

Oh boy, those crazy kids at the NSA. The shenanigans they’re up to now. What to do, what to do… Tonight we’ll talk about that with our special guest host, the secret squirrel himself, Borepatch. What can you do, if … Continue reading →

All of us here at The Squirrel Report are proud to wear belts and holsters handcrafted by Dennis of Dragon Leatherworks – sturdy, reliable construction and yet good looking enough to show off! I recently received a Dragon Leatherworks belt courtesy of … Continue reading →

We’re going to talk about stupid things tonight. Bullshit mall ninja “trainers” and “academies” – there was a post out, which has been pulled, about a situation where someone taking a training class was so unnerved by the bad gun-handling skills that they left … Continue reading →

As JayG said, “It’s a documentary!” We’ll compare and contrast the movie Idiocracy to current events and opine on its prediction of the future.       Call in: In honor of the novel 1984, published 64 years ago today, … Continue reading →

The homework assignment for episode 60 was to watch Idiocracy and be prepared to discuss. You did it right? Not waiting until the last minute, right?

CALL IN QUESTION! (This means you have to call in) 214-530-0036 Tell us your favorite girl with a gun from a movie or TV show. We’re going to ask you why she is your favorite so be prepared with a … Continue reading →

“My god, it’s full of scandal!” Feds roll out the DHS to protect the IRS from angry grannies. FEMA uses the Waffle House index. Because the Waffle House is better prepared than they are. IRSgate, Benghazigate, APgate it’s more than … Continue reading →

Well, we had a bit of a snafu last week – a widget went wonky, the sound was all techno Cylon dance party 3000, and listeners claimed they were beginning to hallucinate. But, being the loyal squirrels that they are, … Continue reading →

So, you may have heard that the NRA had this little gathering of, oh…only about 80,000 people in Houston last week. Luckily for you, all 4 of the SQRPT hosts attended and are ready to tell of their Texas adventures, … Continue reading →

The non-martial law, martial law imposed on Boston.  (Kinda reminds me of “This is not an assault!”) 4.2 million dollars to the two women in LA attacked by the LAPD for driving a truck down a street. 55 minutes for … Continue reading →