Tonight on The Squirrel Report!

Shirtgate!

Guy lands a robot on a comet after 10 years of travel (talk about a long shot!) but what REALLY matters is his shirt.

GLOBAL WARMING!

Did you get any global warming in your yard this week?

Call in and tell us what nerdy gaff embarrassed you the most. (You all have one, you’re not kidding anyone.)

Call in and share! 214-530-0036

TONIGHT!

8:00 pm FOT, 9:00 pm Eastern, 2:00 am Tomorrow UTC

Tonight on The Squirrel Report!

It’s the post election show!

And what an election it was.

So much for that permanent Democrat majority!

Also, Harry Reid is a sad evil clown (redundant).

Call in! 214–530-0036

Tonight!

8:00 FOT, 9:00 Eastern, 2:00 am GMT

(They listen to the show in the future down in Australia.)

No show tonight – tune in next week!

Breda is making an executive decision that a new episode of The Squirrel Report will have to wait until next week, because broadcasting and general anesthesia don’t mix.

Get well soon, Alan! (and remember – don’t sign any legal documents until the drugs wear off.)