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What is your secret superpower?

It was revealed this week that I can smell ants. I never realized that lots of people can’t smell ants so that sparked a question about secret superpowers.

Call in and tell us your secret superpower! 214-530-0036

Other topics we may cover:

Jazz hands instead of clapping for special snowflakes and permission slips for Oreos.

NY Times wonders if Bergdahl will get an honorable discharge

Another question is whether the Army will give Sergeant Bergdahl an honorable discharge if he is found guilty of desertion. For members of the military, an honorable discharge is no small matter, and not getting one can hinder not only a veteran’s job prospects but the entirety of how a service memberlook [sic] back on his or her career.

No, it’s not the Onion.

TOP MEN are in charge everywhere.

All this and more, TONIGHT!

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Call-in topic: What Cold War era failed Soviet program is Obama going to foist on us next?

He’s just announced support for mandatory voting with fines for not voting. What’s next?

Also:

What if your employer paid you a $50 bonus to carry at work?

Texas (Finally) gets open carry. (Anti-gun morons predict blood in the streets)

Bibi’s speech and victory in the election. Is there anything that Obama can’t get wrong about the Middle East?

Starbucks tries to start a race war, gets mocked by the entire Internet.

It’s The Squirrel Report – 142

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Tonight’s Call-in topic: What Cold War era failed Soviet program is Obama going to foist on us next?

He’s just announced support for mandatory voting with fines for not voting. What’s next?

Also tonight:

What if your employer paid you a $50 bonus to carry at work?

Texas (Finally) gets open carry. (Anti-gun morons predict blood in the streets)

Bibi’s speech and victory in the election. Is there anything that Obama can’t get wrong about the Middle East?

Starbucks tries to start a race war, gets mocked by the entire Internet.

All this and more, TONIGHT!

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What will be the biggest surprise in Hillary’s private email?

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(My money is on PDFs of Vince Foster’s Whitewater documents)

Also, Arbitrary ammo bans! Netanyahu’s Speech and a Nuclear Iran.

And MORE! (or less)

Tonight! 8:00 FOT, 9:00 EST, 0200 20150306 Zulu

Squirrel Report – 140

The call in topic – invent a collective noun for your favorite liberal interest or social justice warrior group! (For example: a murder of crows, a rancor of feminists, a ________ of anti-vaxxers)

We had a lot of great callers, and we took a moment to mourn the passing of the Internet today.

Then the Comcast cut off my Internet right at the end. Bastards.

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The call in topic – invent a collective noun for your favorite liberal interest or social justice warrior group! (For example: a murder of crows, a rancor of feminists, a ________ of anti-vaxxers)

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Other probable topics include: Net “Neutrality”, Why the Left and the Media (redundancy alert) are losing their collective shit over Scott Walker, and Emily Miller finally got her DC carry permit. (Plus the usual digressions and dead air)

TONIGHT! 8:00 PM FOT, 9:00 PM Eastern, 02:00 20150226 Zulu

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Tonight’s call in topic was: Caption this photo!

What is Biden saying?

What did you think Creepy Joe was whispering into Stephanie Carter’s ear?

The winner was this entry from Ratus:

Poster_biden_1

JayG was on assignment so Sean Sorrentino provided our diversity for the show.

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Tonight’s call in topic is: Caption this photo!

What is Biden saying?

Call in and tell us what you think Creepy Joe is whispering into Stephanie Carter’s ear.

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Other topic we may cover:

Marie Harf thinks you’re just too stupid to understand nuanced diplomacy

Eric Holder thinks Fox News is a bigger threat than Militant Islam. (For him, he’s probably right.)

Even cheaters get a trophy these days!

Prominent anti-gun lawyer caught with gun by TSA

All this and more, Tonight!

8:00 FOT, 9:00 Eastern and 0200 20150219 Zulu