Author Archives: alan

Falcon Heavy Shitty Movies you loved as a kid Real ships vs fake Hollywood ones. (Space and Ocean ones) Adam Shiff Shenanigans Fake Russian accents Join our FB Group (SQRPT) and ask Breda for a SQRPT Sticker! (But don’t ask … Continue reading →

Movie Reviews State of the Onion Congress Terms in office FBI Memo? Best age for sex? Flamethrower! (Not) Join our FB Group (SQRPT) and ask Breda for a SQRPT Sticker! (But don’t ask her for a shirt, we don’t give … Continue reading →

Weerd’s gas recomendations IRS Fail FBI Fail YouTube Fail Fail Fail Fail   Join our FB Group (SQRPT) and ask Breda for a SQRPT Sticker! (But don’t ask her for a shirt, we don’t give away shirts) It’s The Squirrel … Continue reading →

Hawaii Missle Alert Porn Hub Missile Alert Stats                     A bunch of stuff got talked about here in the middle which I forgot to write down and I’m not going to … Continue reading →

Snow Forts! The Book The Gorilla Channel Drunk Bannon Tax Reform! Hitler is the Satan of our time! Epic Jay Rant! And other stuff… Don’t forget you can get SQRPT stuff at Teespring. Don’t forget to join our FB Group … Continue reading →

The Snow! New Year Resolutions Suddenly sexual harassment doesn’t matter any more “Welcome to California!” Oregon Gas Pumping Don’t forget you can get SQRPT stuff at Teespring. Don’t forget to join our FB Group (SQRPT) and ask Breda for a … Continue reading →

The Pre-Christmas edition! Ho Ho Ho. Awesome Christmas gifts Dingle Balls Squid Shirt Stats “What is Weerd thinking?” Don’t forget to join our FB Group (SQRPT) and ask Breda for a SQRPT Sticker! It’s The Squirrel Report – 268   … Continue reading →

Man Flu Franken Follies Geriatric Senators Net Neutrality! And other stuff Did you see the cool new shirt? Don’t forget to join our FB Group (SQRPT) and ask Breda for a SQRPT Sticker! It’s The Squirrel Report – 267   … Continue reading →

SHIRTS! We have them and you want one! National CC Reciprocity Comfort foods Eating snake Dancing Squid! Kevin Spacey’s Gaydar Other pervy liberals And some other stuff Did you see the shirt? Don’t forget to join our FB Group (SQRPT) … Continue reading →

New SQRPT shirt! Get yours here! The shirts are $17.50 plus shipping and tax. Unfortunately Teespring doesn’t let you do a zero profit shirt so you’re giving us ten cents a shirt. Thanks! We’ll throw it in with the other … Continue reading →