Announcing the SQRPT PRIZE

The SQRPT PRIZE will be awarded annually to the person we select to receive it. The decision will be based solely on who we like best.

Finally, an honest award for the 21st Century.

SQRPT PRIZE 2015 will be awarded live on June 4th, 2015.

We will now retire to our smoke filled back room to deliberate.

Tonight on The Squirrel Report!

Did you remember to give Uncle Sam his pound of flesh?

Drown your sorrows with us tonight! (BYOB)

Call in topic is a holdover from last week because we like it and didn’t get to hear from many people.

What Science Fiction world would you want to live it? Let us know at 214-530-0036

Jay is back from the NRA Annual Meeting, we might get a few words about that out of him, and we’ll have a call from a first time visitor.

Mom’s Demand Action (not a porn movie) staged a photo at the NRAAM, 80,000 vs 150, why does anyone still listen to these clowns?

Man wears his underwear into a Wataburger and is refused service. He also seems to be mentally ill, insisting that everyone refer to him in third person plural.

All this and more, TONIGHT!

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The Drama Llama rides to the Hugos!

Yeah, we don’t know anything about it but that hasn’t stopped us yet. Fortunately Marko Kloos called in and he does know something about it!

The new chat system (IRC) worked great. It was nice to not have a 10 person limit again.

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Oh, Hugo!

It seems that Liberals don’t like it when someone else does what they do. It’s turned into a huge kerfuffle. I haven’t had this much fun watching a liberal meltdown since Dan Rather was fake but accurate.

Call in: What SciFi world would you rather live in? 214-530-0036

There is a new chat system. It’s IRC, but if you don’t know what that is the chat page has a simple interface you can use.

LIVE TONIGHT!

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New Chat

I’ve changed the chat to an IRC channel.

If you look at the chat page, you’ll notice that it’s changed. If you’ve never used IRC before just type in a nickname, leave the channel as #sqrpt and hit the start button. If you know what you’re doing in IRC, the info you need to use your own IRC client is on the same page.

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Tonight’s call in topic was extremely important. Gozer is coming. What is the number one thing on your end of the world bucket list?

With what the heck was Jay up to this week?

What’s more important: The Obama administration capitulating to Iran, Yemen imploding, or a little pizza shop in Indiana that doesn’t want to cater a gay wedding? When a bullshit local story becomes a national obsession, you have to look at what they’re distracting you from.

Ted Cruz says he’s running, Elizabeth Warren says she isn’t. Who will save us from a Bush/Clinton future?

Good calls, good chat. I’m still looking for a chat replacement…

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We want to hear your voices on the show! Call in, especially if you’ve never called in before! We want to hear from you. Even if it’s nothing but, “Hi, my name is Star Lord and I listen all the time!”.

Tonight’s call in topic is extremely important. Gozer is coming. What is the number one thing on your end of the world bucket list?

214-530-0036

We have a buffet of topics tonight. Starting off with what the heck was Jay up to this week?

What’s more important: The Obama administration capitulating to Iran, Yemen imploding, or a little pizza shop in Indiana that doesn’t want to cater a gay wedding? When a bullshit local story becomes a national obsession, you have to look at what they’re distracting you from.

Ted Cruz says he’s running, Elizabeth Warren says she isn’t. Who will save us from a Bush/Clinton future?

All this and MORE! TONIGHT!

8:00 CDT, 9:00 CDT, 0100 03042015 Zulu

Tonight on The Squirrel Report!

What is your secret superpower?

It was revealed this week that I can smell ants. I never realized that lots of people can’t smell ants so that sparked a question about secret superpowers.

Call in and tell us your secret superpower! 214-530-0036

Other topics we may cover:

Jazz hands instead of clapping for special snowflakes and permission slips for Oreos.

NY Times wonders if Bergdahl will get an honorable discharge

Another question is whether the Army will give Sergeant Bergdahl an honorable discharge if he is found guilty of desertion. For members of the military, an honorable discharge is no small matter, and not getting one can hinder not only a veteran’s job prospects but the entirety of how a service memberlook [sic] back on his or her career.

No, it’s not the Onion.

TOP MEN are in charge everywhere.

All this and more, TONIGHT!

8:00 CDT, 9:00 EDT, 0100 03272015 Zulu