I’m back from the war! I missed you guys! I swear I thought about all of you while I was at Pennsic – sitting around the campfire, drinking bourbon with belly full of steak. I promise I felt just awful about missing the show while I was snoozing peacefully in a hammock in the sun dappled woods.
I am also a terrible liar.
Anyway, since I’ll be on the show this evening, I expect full attendance. I heard from Alan that there weren’t even 20 people in the chat last week and I am sorely disappointed. Apparently, my job is to ride herd on a bunch of squirrels. I’m not quite sure how that’s accomplished, but I’ll give it my best shot.
So call in tonight, please. Especially if you’ve never called in before! Talk about random things! Entertain us!
Topics include, but are not limited to:
- the economics of post-birth abortions, or as we like to call it, the inevitable result of government healthcare
- NYC’s soda ban is unconstitutional! Suck it, Bloomberg!
- “Freedom of the press” might not mean what they say it means.
- And more!
The number is 214-530-0036. Use it.