You can lead a squirrel to topics…

but you can’t make him think.

Here’s a list of things we may talk about, but probably won’t since we always get sidetracked:

pizza strips and stupid scientific studies
earthquakes and stupid Italian judges
airport xrays and stupid TSA
and, of course…
Big Bird, binders, bullshitters and BAYONETS, BABY!

The call-in topic (which we will talk about because you all are going to CALL IN):

your best Halloween costume or trick (as in trick-or-treat…whatever happened to the tricks, anyway?) and your favorite candy in your treat bag!