but you can’t make him think.
Here’s a list of things we may talk about, but probably won’t since we always get sidetracked:
pizza strips and stupid scientific studies
earthquakes and stupid Italian judges
airport xrays and stupid TSA
and, of course…
Big Bird, binders, bullshitters and BAYONETS, BABY!
The call-in topic (which we will talk about because you all are going to CALL IN):
your best Halloween costume or trick (as in trick-or-treat…whatever happened to the tricks, anyway?) and your favorite candy in your treat bag!